Bizarre Novelties letra

I find it hard to talk
with a black ball in my mouth
Impossible to fart
with carrots up my ass
My neighbors think I'm weird
I do agree
Whatever turns your crank
Are you into bizarre novelties?
I find it hard to walk
with my thumbs screwed into the floor
I travel to strange places
when left alone I explore

My neighbors think I'm sick
I do agree
Do not try this at home
unless your into bizarre novelties

S.N.F.U. - Letras

• A Better Place
• A Hole In Your Soul
• A One Legged Bridge Jumper
• A Wreck In Progress
• A-Bomb
• All Those Opposed
• Appraise The Lord
• Beautiful, Unlike You And I
• Better Homes And Gardens
• Better Than Eddie Vedder
• Big Thumbs
• Bizarre Novelties
• Black Cloud
• Bobbitt
• Bodies In the Wall
• Broken Toy
• Bumper Stickers
• Cannibal Cafe
• Charlie Still Smirks
• Cheap Transistor Radio
• Cockatoo Quill
• Costume Trunk
• Dean Martian
• Don't Have The Cow
• Drunk On A Bike
• Elaine Elaine
• Electric Chair
• Elfie Schlegel
• Eric's Had A Bad Day
• Fate
• G.I. Joe Gets Angry With The World
• Gaggle Of Friends
• Get Off Your Ass
• Gladly In Gloom
• Grunt, Groan, Rant And Rave
• He's Not Getting Older, He's Getting Bitter
• Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump
• I Forget
• I Know More Than You
• I Think Fine Art's Fine!
• I Used To Write Songs
• I'm Really Scared
• If I Die, Will You Die?
• In The First Place
• Joni Mitchell
• Joyride
• Limping Away
• Loser At Life/Loser At Death
• Lovely Little Frankenstein
• Manuel
• Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper
• Mind Like A Door
• Misfortune
• Money Matters
• Mutated Dog
• My Mold Collection
• My Pathetic Past
• One Last Loveshove
• Plastic Surgery Kept Her Beautiful
• Postman's Pet Peeve
• Questions, Questions, Questions
• Reality Is a Ride On The Bus
• Rusty Rake
• Scarecrow
• Seein' Life Through The Bottom Of A Bottle
• Seven Minutes Closer To Death
• She's Not On The Menu
• Sick Lee & Coward Leigh
• Snapping Turtle
• Spaceghost, The Twins And Blip
• Stepstranger
• Strangely Strange
• Tears
• The Birdman Of Malmo
• The Ceiling
• The Devil's Voice
• The Gravedigger
• The Great Mind Eraser
• The Heavy Head Dance
• The King Of Skin
• The Kitchen Kreeps
• The Kwellada Kid
• The Quest For Fun
• The Watering Hole
• The X-Creep
• Thee Maul That Eats Peephole
• This Is A Goodbye
• This Is the End
• Time To Buy A Futon
• Tin Fish
• Tour Tantrum
• Trudging
• Visiting The Bad Again
• Welcome To My Humble Life Of Disarray
• What Good Hollywood?
• Where's My Legs?
• You Make Me Thick