Loser At Life/Loser At Death letra

Frustrated kid, he hated life
Tried to end it with a butter knife
Didn't work, blade too dull
So he hammered nails into his skull

Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts
Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?
Loser at life, easy come, no easy go
Loser at death!

Still no luck, head too thick
So he swallowed draino, but he just got sick
Stepped into a speeding car
Several bruises and a broken arm

Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts
Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?
Loser at life, easy come, no easy go
Loser at death!

So he lit himself into flames
What do you know? It went and rained
Threw himself off of the bridge
But it was the road he missed

So he pointed a gun to his head
Big surprise, still not dead
Died one night in irony
When his cat crawled on his face and fell asleep

Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts
Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?
Loser at life, easy come, no easy go
Loser at death!

S.N.F.U. - Letras

• A Better Place
• A Hole In Your Soul
• A One Legged Bridge Jumper
• A Wreck In Progress
• A-Bomb
• All Those Opposed
• Appraise The Lord
• Beautiful, Unlike You And I
• Better Homes And Gardens
• Better Than Eddie Vedder
• Big Thumbs
• Bizarre Novelties
• Black Cloud
• Bobbitt
• Bodies In the Wall
• Broken Toy
• Bumper Stickers
• Cannibal Cafe
• Charlie Still Smirks
• Cheap Transistor Radio
• Cockatoo Quill
• Costume Trunk
• Dean Martian
• Don't Have The Cow
• Drunk On A Bike
• Elaine Elaine
• Electric Chair
• Elfie Schlegel
• Eric's Had A Bad Day
• Fate
• G.I. Joe Gets Angry With The World
• Gaggle Of Friends
• Get Off Your Ass
• Gladly In Gloom
• Grunt, Groan, Rant And Rave
• He's Not Getting Older, He's Getting Bitter
• Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump
• I Forget
• I Know More Than You
• I Think Fine Art's Fine!
• I Used To Write Songs
• I'm Really Scared
• If I Die, Will You Die?
• In The First Place
• Joni Mitchell
• Joyride
• Limping Away
• Loser At Life/Loser At Death
• Lovely Little Frankenstein
• Manuel
• Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper
• Mind Like A Door
• Misfortune
• Money Matters
• Mutated Dog
• My Mold Collection
• My Pathetic Past
• One Last Loveshove
• Plastic Surgery Kept Her Beautiful
• Postman's Pet Peeve
• Questions, Questions, Questions
• Reality Is a Ride On The Bus
• Rusty Rake
• Scarecrow
• Seein' Life Through The Bottom Of A Bottle
• Seven Minutes Closer To Death
• She's Not On The Menu
• Sick Lee & Coward Leigh
• Snapping Turtle
• Spaceghost, The Twins And Blip
• Stepstranger
• Strangely Strange
• Tears
• The Birdman Of Malmo
• The Ceiling
• The Devil's Voice
• The Gravedigger
• The Great Mind Eraser
• The Heavy Head Dance
• The King Of Skin
• The Kitchen Kreeps
• The Kwellada Kid
• The Quest For Fun
• The Watering Hole
• The X-Creep
• Thee Maul That Eats Peephole
• This Is A Goodbye
• This Is the End
• Time To Buy A Futon
• Tin Fish
• Tour Tantrum
• Trudging
• Visiting The Bad Again
• Welcome To My Humble Life Of Disarray
• What Good Hollywood?
• Where's My Legs?
• You Make Me Thick